And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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