It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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