I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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