i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
