I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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