You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Can you bring me the toilet please
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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