I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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