I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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