At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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