Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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