And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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