I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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