I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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