Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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