No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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