tell your sister to shave her snatch
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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