doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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