he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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