hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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