I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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