Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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