areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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