***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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