Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Do you have feelings for this penis?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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