Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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