They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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