Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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