she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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