That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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