my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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