bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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