I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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