All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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