i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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