You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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