She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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