yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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