also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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