in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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