shes about as inviting as chlamydia
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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