I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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