Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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