when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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