Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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