Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
And then he peed in my hair
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