Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
She just used a chaser for red wine.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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