it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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