You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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