he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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