Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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